Her: No way!
Him: Way. And way weirder is that I have 2 paintings that are signed A. Gilson Haney - this totally confuses me now.
Her: What's so confusing about that? When she gets rich and famous you'll have one of the original ORIGINAL Anne Gilson artworks that'll be a collector's item for sure!
Him: Oh, yeah! And I was just about to rub out "Haney." Now all I need to do is buy an Anne Gilson painting and I'll be set for life.
Her: Right. I'll email her right away! Break out the champagne!